Tim Kinsella of Joan of Arc

Background info:

My name is Tim and my parents are Cyril and Donna and my brother is Mike and my Gramma is Virginia and I have many slanderous enemies in Chicago where I live.

The Questions:

1. If you weren't playing music, where would we be most likely to find you and what would you be doing?

skateboarding

2. Who do you enjoy playing out with? Dream tour?

A. Rainer Maria and Euphone.

B. Bauhaus, The Smiths, Scott Walker, Lungfish, Antioch Arrow, David Bowie, Fugazi, Tom Ze, Led Zeppelin, Kicking Giant, Huggy Bear, Nick Drake, Derek Bailey and John Fahey all on the Warped Tour.

3. "How many licks does it take to get to the center...?" Discuss.

I feel a bit pressured to supply a witty retort, so I guess I will simply say it depends on the proficiency of the licker and what exactly he or she is licking.

4. Are you a collector? If so, what do you collect?

I collect bad ideas and "free" time.

5. Best and worst personality traits.

I can't turn off or sleep or sit still and I have bad tattoos and a knack for gossip.

6. New word to replace "cool."

"Courtney"

7. You go to a party at Hugh Heffner's mansion. You come back completely disheveled and remember nothing. What's the most likely explanation for what occurred?

I became overwhelmed with an ambiguous guilt and spaced out trying to figure out if I had any reason to live while walking and stepped in a scrub bucket and fell down a flight of stairs and my toupee came unflapped.

8. You've lost your mind. If we looked hard enough, where would we find it?

Kicked in the corner behind the soda in my old girlfriend's garage covered in dust and muck and forgotten about while she fucked everyone else.

9. Underneath it all, are you really just a scared and lonely little boy?

No, I am a brave monolith of masculinity young man.

10. Year 2000 prediction?

The heavens shall split and Christ the Conqueror will descend to strike out all the bad humans and try to talk me into talking a friend of mine he wants to get with into going home with him cuz he's probably already slept with my can I get his band on Jade Tree?